wHat tiMe is it....sTory time

1.A farmer wonders how many sheep he has,so he asks his sheepdog to count."So what's the verdict?"the farmer asks when the dog is done.
"Forty."
"Huh?"the farmer says,looking puzzled."I only had thirty-eight."
"I know,"the dog says.
"But I rounded them up."
........................................................................................

2.One day my cousin five-year-old brother looked up from the TV programme he was watching and asked my mother,"what does middle age mean?"Before she could answer,Ali said,"Oh,i know!Halfway to death!"
........................................................................................

3.The math teacher saw that Ahmad wasn't paying attention in class.
"Ahmad!What's 411,122 and 556?"she asked.
"HBO,KIRANA and Animal Planet."
........................................................................................

4.Some tourists were on a safari in the jungles of a little-explored faraway country when they were captured by cannibals.
"Oh,yes!"the chief of the tribe exclaimed.
"We're going to put u all into big pots of water,cook u and eat u!"
"You can't do that to me,"a member of the tour said."I'm the editor of a big newspaper."
"Well,"the chief responded."Tonight u will be editor-in-chief."
.......................................................................................